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Happy Animal Divination Nishikido Ryo would analyze based on the image of six animals. The other members took part in his test as well. To take part in this test, firstly, pick your favourite animal out of the elephant, black chimpanzee, dolphin, fox, okapi deer and rabbit. Nishikido would give his analysis and love advice based on the characteristics of these animals. Do not choose based on the choice of the NEWS members but rather, choose the animal you truly like the most.

NOTE: Okapi (Nomenclature:
Okapia johnstoni) was found by a western scientist a hundred years ago. It is generally believed to be a hybrid of giraffe and zebra.
Are you done with your choice? Ryo's analysis is below (the cut)
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You who chose the rabbit is.. (Yamapi)
Rabbits are animals that would die from loneliness should they be away from their pals. That's what is commonly said, no? In reality, they are animals that are easily pressured, hence they would die immediately should they be surrounded by too many people. YamaP is rabbit type- one who isn't good at dealing with situations involving interactions with a group of strangers. By the way, although rabbits have cute faces, they seem to have the strongest sexual desires among all the animals (laughs).
Love advice for the "rabbit"Judging based solely on your choice of such a caged animal, you are one who prefers to stay indoors. You tend to close yourself up when it comes to love. Hurry, go to the crowded Shibuya to find love now!
translator's note: coughs. so yamapi has strong sexual desires? but it's true that rabbits reproduce ALOT
You who chose the fox is.. (Koyama)Single eyelidded with pointed eye corners, you should be this type. Koyama seems to be possessed by the fox spirit (laughs). That guy, even if he's smiling happily, he's really suffering from suppressing his brutal soul. Based on the fox's personality, he's harmonious and generally the type who's concerned of his friends. Koyama is like this as well, during concert rehearsals, when Massu is scolded by the dance teacher, he would try his very best to defend him.
Love advice for the "fox"
The sociable you is gentle to anyone, hence it is hard to express your love to the one you like. If you merely are extremely gentle to your loved one, your love-life would not be smooth-sailing!
translator's note: I don't quite get what ryo's trying to say here, but i THINK he meant the person should go a step beyond just being gentle to his/her loved one =.= You who chose the elephant is.. (Ryo)Extremely gentle, like me! However, when you get angry, you would be scary like how the elephant would stamp on others. A big physique, i guess. On the contrary, i'm very small-sized (smiles) .
Love advice for the "elephant"What to do for your love-life to be smooth-sailing..I want someone to tell me too (smiles). However, I'm a really good person, more popular than any of those people who chose the other animals! If the 6-nin NEWS go to a social gathering, I think I would be ranked first. Ma, actually I would be ranked third. The most popular should be shige? He has high qualifications, is manly and gentle.
translator's note: lol ryo no advice for your type? :(You who chose the chimpanzee is... (Shige)Chimp.. hm.. is really smart! Should be smarter than massu (laughs). For the sake of his meals, the chimp is honest and Shige is like this. That guy's face is like a monkey. Because he's witty, he gives others the feeling that he can get along with workmates or a certain person quickly. I'm unable to do this kinda things. This type of person only has a good brain hence he is usually found in the university.
Love advice for the "chimpanzee"
If he changes the pen he usually holds in his hands to something else, your luck for love would rise. As for that "something else", please find it yourself!
You who chose the okapi deer is... (Massu)Massu's clothes- striped at the top, circular patterns at the bottom and then checked shoes with designs...it's always really weird. Similarly for the okapi deer- brown body yet spotted limbs. Putting different patterns on the body, this point is exactly the same (laughs). Although he looks very fancy, he shockingly has a very shy personality. However, because he likes topics involving prints, "is today's prints kawaii?" If he says things like this, we can chat immediately.
translator's note: haha ryo probably creates topics to talk with massu by criticizing the prints on his clothes o.0Love advice for the "okapi deer"
"Today's zebra (stripes), tomorrow's giraffe (circles)!" If you can standardize your prints this way, your sense of direction for love would naturally appear (laughs).
You who chose the dolphin is.. (Tegoshi)Although Tegoshi has a kawaii face, he is actually very tough. Even if you keep attacking him, he can stand up. Judging from this point, he does give the feeling of a cockroach a little (laughs). The dolphin, when performing in the aquarium, may be trying his best to swim but there are times when it gets injured all over. Also, both (Tegoshi and the dolphin) have very high voices (high sound frequencies).
Love advice for the "dolphin"Since it is rare that you can sing so well, try your best to increase the chances of singing in front of your loved one. Not bad yo. I recommend a karaoke date!